As if it wasn't bad enough that we managed to (barely & thanks to heavy alcohol) survive both Thanksgiving & Christmas, and then drunkingly attach ourself to someone to make it through the night on New Years; we are now officially entering yet another season, ALONE.
But ofcourse with the onset of Spring comes wedding season, & the lovely reminder of our singleness & failure at finding anything resembling a real relationship.
And as I book my plane ticket for bachelorette role #1 of the year, I play over in my head my future relationship and life with an actual man... and well, its safe to say, Im actually more likely to win the Mega Millions.
1 comment:
i mean, who says you can't have a real man & the mega millions.
or you could just find a man who hit the mega millions.
but i think theyre usually all from wyoming or something.
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