Wednesday, March 5, 2008

From Panty Flasher to Prude in approximately 1hr & 50mins

Hypothetical: Promiscuous and fun loving girl occupies her time by having fun with boys & entering home-made bikini contests.
Slightly slutty and ready to move onto brighter and more successful ventures: she packs her suitcases full of tight dresses, stripper stilettos, and low cut tops; hops a plane to NYC. Upon arrival she notices the overly understated/covered up dress of many NYC women and finds herself in compromising positions due to her choice of apparel.
Quickly her tops are covered with cardigans, her dresses are packed away in hiding and she becomes more and more "typical" NYC girl.

Unfortunately with this new confused outlook on how to dress (or not dress) in this big city, she also finds herself confused with the prospect of meeting and dating NYC guys.
Pre-NY night out: Girl gets overly encased in a bottle of vodka & starts challenging random bar goers to tequila shot contests. Girl chooses one "lucky" bar goer as her crush of the night & manages to a)makeout with him at the bar, b)take him home, c)make sure she goes home with him... And repeat, repeat throughout the year.
This new city life however has drawn many a question about the motive of city men. Specifically the lack of control Girl now has over her ability to call the shots. As most city men seem to have a deadline for everything, including choosing a,b, or c for you. This lack of control of yet another decision in her life dramatically effects her outlook and sends her into a complete state of Prude.
The Panty Flasher of Ohio is now the Prude in the city.

1 comment:

leonor said...

panty flasher of ohio should be your superhero name.