Tuesday, May 6, 2008

I Tested Positve for SPAM.

In a recent correspondance from Michelle@literaryagency.com:

"The message you sent requires that you verify that you are a real live human being and not a spam source. To complete this verification, simply reply to this message and leave the subject line intact."

Dear Michelle,

It is funny that you have asked me to verify my existence, as every day, I am forced to ask myself this very question: "Who or what the F&ck Am I?" The answer is, I am not entirely sure if I am that much different than SPAM. I am sort of much the same as the SPAM which your email naturally quarantines and/or the one you buy at your local bodega. Therefore, I am not a real live human being.

-C

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