Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The television host formerly known as Oprah

No, in fact I don't know where my life is Oprah. I came home this afternoon smelling of liquor & looking like a trampled hooker. I'm up against a maxed out credit card & a dead end job Oprah. You say you're here to help Oprah? Or should I call you 'O' now? Well your bullshit Chinese Proverb telling me my soul needs fixing isn't much of a help. Neither is that smug look on your face.

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