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This should be a lesson to all my fellow garbigites. If you are like me and have resolved yourself to never work in the insurance defense industry again, then you must believe me when I tell you that if a website describes the practice as being grounded in several areas, and one of those areas is in fact insurance defense, then the entire practice serves insurance companies. The practice does not handle any of the following matters:

1. Intellectual Property Litigation;
2. Corporate Litigation; or
3. Securities Litigation.

The respective toilet is not so much as perpetuating a fraud as it simply trying to make itself sound legitiamte. This is similar to how I describe myself on various internet dating sites as bilingual. This is only partially a lie. I did in fact take Spanish in high school and was commended for my abilities by virtue of being awarded the Spanish Three Award. Then, I proceeded to score a 100 on the Spanish Regents and landed a series of Puerto Rican and Columbian allies. And quite frankly, I converse quite comfortably with Spanish natives by virtue of posing the following quesitons:

1. Where is the nearest bathroom and/or library?
2. Is it hot/cold outside today?
3. Are you feeling better after your bout of the flu?

Needless to say these respective toilets have not earned the same type of respect in the legal community as I have earned in the Spanish Community. So, in essence, when you see this description, do not think you are interviewing at Fitzpatrick. You are in fact interviewing here: